Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life...
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No...
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to...
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...